if houdini was alive today he would be a master of freaking my ass out with his devilish tricks
Sun Nov 13 16:56:54 EST 2022
Sun Nov 13 16:56:54 EST 2022
are mailrooms still a thing? im trying to work my way up from somethin
Sat Oct 22 16:22:09 EDT 2022
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Sat Oct 22 16:22:09 EDT 2022
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i have four hundred and fifty hobbies, i can run a man through with my pike, i can ride a bicycle one hundred miles, i can even tell you the names of famous actors and actresses
Thu Mar 31 09:24:06 EDT 2022
Thu Mar 31 09:24:06 EDT 2022
babysitters are always asking if they can put a sheet over my Scary Clown statue... Bitch, No
Wed Mar 30 09:09:02 EDT 2022
Wed Mar 30 09:09:02 EDT 2022
if there was a Scary Clown in my house, i would listen to w hat he has to say
Wed Mar 30 09:06:18 EDT 2022
Wed Mar 30 09:06:18 EDT 2022
next big thing in fashion is going to be women with realy big pants and suspenders that they snap all the time
Wed Mar 30 07:09:34 EDT 2022
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Wed Mar 30 07:09:34 EDT 2022
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tatu - all the things she said... beautiful song. should have listened to this one in a museum
Fri Jun 4 07:47:21 EDT 2021
Fri Jun 4 07:47:21 EDT 2021
(in the corner at a aprty) nobody knows i can suck a egg out its shell...
Mon May 17 11:39:58 EDT 2021
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Mon May 17 11:39:58 EDT 2021
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im not like other guys, i have a magical amulet that i use to freeze time and Get What I Want
Fri May 14 16:17:46 EDT 2021
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Fri May 14 16:17:46 EDT 2021
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i be fucked up in the crib suckin eggs and shit
Fri May 14 07:54:54 EDT 2021
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Fri May 14 07:54:54 EDT 2021
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blompton, BA... my city
Fri May 14 07:53:31 EDT 2021
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Fri May 14 07:53:31 EDT 2021
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im from blompton blalibornia
Fri May 14 07:43:12 EDT 2021
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Fri May 14 07:43:12 EDT 2021
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just because i made my bed doesnt mean i have to lie in it
Wed May 12 14:07:40 EDT 2021
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Wed May 12 14:07:40 EDT 2021
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leaving work early because i saw a picture of two cats that look like mine
Fri Apr 16 14:03:08 EDT 2021
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Fri Apr 16 14:03:08 EDT 2021
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wow i just killed austin powers with my gun i put the barrel to his head and pulled the trigger now theres Mojo everywhere
Mon Apr 12 14:44:53 EDT 2021
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Mon Apr 12 14:44:53 EDT 2021
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ivanka... fukalot?
Thu Apr 1 09:42:45 EDT 2021
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Thu Apr 1 09:42:45 EDT 2021
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ivanka... suckalot?
Thu Apr 1 09:41:53 EDT 2021
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Thu Apr 1 09:41:53 EDT 2021
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a man has got to have a gay little hobby or you get another clock tower shooting
Tue Mar 23 09:03:06 EDT 2021
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Tue Mar 23 09:03:06 EDT 2021
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i be fucked in my workshop, tinkering with the pussy
Wed Mar 3 11:47:34 EST 2021
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Wed Mar 3 11:47:34 EST 2021
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i be levitating in the pussy, not letting it touch me
Sun Feb 21 13:50:27 EST 2021
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Sun Feb 21 13:50:27 EST 2021
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I Can Not Be Wait To Having American Pusstory Sex.
Tue Feb 9 18:51:40 EST 2021
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Tue Feb 9 18:51:40 EST 2021
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it would be fucked up to see marios body in real life, but also extremely arousing
Mon Feb 8 19:37:31 EST 2021
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Mon Feb 8 19:37:31 EST 2021
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Fri Feb 5 11:42:16 EST 2021
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this american flag bout to make me act up
Thu Feb 4 22:44:01 EST 2021
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Thu Feb 4 22:44:01 EST 2021
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our flag is so fucking Good, and right, and just fucking sick all around. i love that shit bro
Thu Feb 4 22:43:07 EST 2021
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Thu Feb 4 22:43:07 EST 2021
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(starting to cry) god bless our fucking flag, dude
Thu Feb 4 22:41:07 EST 2021
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Thu Feb 4 22:41:07 EST 2021
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Wed Feb 3 15:45:30 EST 2021
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im one of those guys who just has nothing to say
Tue Feb 2 19:54:41 EST 2021
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Tue Feb 2 19:54:41 EST 2021
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i be fucked up in the crib singin kumbaya
Sat Jan 30 11:49:04 EST 2021
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Sat Jan 30 11:49:04 EST 2021
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RT crazy sluts with computers 7
Thu Jan 28 13:56:44 EST 2021
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Thu Jan 28 13:56:44 EST 2021
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i be fucked up in the crib googling "Chinese Checkers"
Wed Jan 27 22:30:52 EST 2021
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Wed Jan 27 22:30:52 EST 2021
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bro you Need to Orchestrally Maneuver yourself In to some pussy
Wed Jan 27 20:23:25 EST 2021
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Wed Jan 27 20:23:25 EST 2021
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i be fucked up in the crib blastin China Girl
Wed Jan 27 20:12:03 EST 2021
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Wed Jan 27 20:12:03 EST 2021
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i be fucked up in the crib eatin chips
Wed Jan 27 18:29:10 EST 2021
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Wed Jan 27 18:29:10 EST 2021
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the way i be makin money call me Juug Soros
Wed Jan 27 12:52:44 EST 2021
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Wed Jan 27 12:52:44 EST 2021
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(joe biden voice) joe biden!
Thu Jan 21 13:08:20 EST 2021
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Thu Jan 21 13:08:20 EST 2021
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Only the Surive.
Thu Jan 21 07:17:29 EST 2021
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Thu Jan 21 07:17:29 EST 2021
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i could go for an authentic german style schnitzel and one of their big pretzels
Wed Jan 20 22:48:05 EST 2021
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Wed Jan 20 22:48:05 EST 2021
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bowl of oatmeal, dont mind if i do
Wed Jan 20 22:22:24 EST 2021
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Wed Jan 20 22:22:24 EST 2021
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i wish i had a big horseshoe magnet or really any of the stuff from cartoons
Wed Jan 20 21:28:59 EST 2021
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Wed Jan 20 21:28:59 EST 2021
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ieriejrgerg
Wed Jan 20 21:03:49 EST 2021
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Wed Jan 20 21:03:49 EST 2021
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the computer is one of the best places to be!
Wed Jan 20 19:49:23 EST 2021
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a few more days like this and im going "Mr. Brightside" mode
Wed Jan 20 18:44:50 EST 2021
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visit sands of the caribbean casino gambling and sports wagering, home of the loosest slots in town
Wed Jan 20 18:41:25 EST 2021
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having a good time online. alone. my own little hell :)
Wed Jan 20 16:38:04 EST 2021
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lets go baby
Wed Jan 20 16:34:43 EST 2021
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is this working yet
Wed Jan 20 16:32:31 EST 2021
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the haters and the bombaclots try to keep i and i down
Wed Jan 20 14:12:14 EST 2021
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the era of big tech censorship has come to an end, i stand before you a free man
Wed Jan 20 13:23:16 EST 2021
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hello friends and welcome to my website
Wed Jan 20 13:16:29 EST 2021
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